one fast car, 3 stupid people

just zoomed past me. even i try to catch up and see him also no use.

A story about the longevity threesome

life is short, enjoy it to the max. yah some people really take that phrase to heart man. lunch also want to eat 2 hours. why so long?. cos they want to enjoy life to the max! eat every grain of rice, drink every drop of soup.....maybe they want to make up for past wrong doings so they go about taking 1hr to order food.

a normal order goes like this
ME - auntie! chicken chop add egg.
Auntie - OK. eating here or ta bao?
Me -eat here.
conversation ends and auntie serves me the food. i walk away.

for the 3 people who want to live life to the max, an order goes like this -

LONGEVITY THREESOME - auntie, how are you? did you shit this morning? was it hard or soft? what colour? how you wash backside after that? use hose splash water or use toilet paper? after that got flush the shit down the toilet? blah blah blah

AUNTIE - eh....
so the longevity threesome goes about asking everything from why the earth is round to why a camera must have a battery in it to work BEFORE placing orders for 3 chicken chops.

Some people will ask why i'm writing this......Yah i tell you it's no fun waiting almost 3 hours for just a camera. and when you're hungry and pissed, nothing angers you more when you see 3 fully fed people stroll into the room. and they ask me, '' WAH YOU SO FAST?"
ok maybe i must learn to enjoy life to the fullest, but i'm not a uncle yet. i dont have a belly and my hair isnt white. i dont have erectile dysfunction and i sure as hell dont have to get up every half hour at night to piss.

so here's a life lesson. its ok to be pissed. some people fully deserve the wrath of our anger. but as people lower down the pecking order, we cant do a lot. if we raise our voices, one complain letter and we're fished.

so take a deep breath and say these words whenever your pissed -

HOUGANG, CANING, TAKE CUP/TAKE CLOTH, SMELLY, CHEESE PIE, LONG JOHN. LIFE JOURNAL.

BREAK THE PENCILS!, HIDE THE PAPER CLIPS AND STEAL THE MAGNETISM FROM THAT STUPID MAGNET!