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just wonder

- why do some people talk like they know so much about marriage over the radio? They cant even maintain a marriage and they talk as if they are married for a long time when in fact they are already divorced.

- why do some drivers wanna cut in front of other peoples vehicles? is it that good to show off? does that whore of a girlfriend beside them give them an extra boost of horsepower?

- why do bums gather at the void decks and make stupid chanting noises every night? wanna make noise go sign up for Live the Dream 2.

- why do some ladies dress until they look so 'glam'? they look as if they need to be driven to their workplace in a palace or something. in the end they flag down a bus and board it. why wear so nice? are they day time social escorts?

- shouldn' t obese people pay for 2 bus or MRT tickets since they already occupy 2 seats already?

- why do local radio DJs speak as if they were in America and the news anchors talk as if they were speaking to the Queen?

- does colin goh think his last page write ups in 8 Days are funny?

- why do fat, ugly people, who already attract the wrong attention still want to torture us by dressing in stupid ways? Ridiculous hairstyles, stupid punk clothing...

- why do people at a local TV Station all speak Cantonese, when they should be speaking English? Are they runners up for the Golden Horse awards?

- why do old and balding men like to spit and snort on the ground? is it an alternate way of expelling liquids since they cant get it up anymore elsewhere?

hmmmm